Monday’s Itinerary

Tomorrow we have a busy day planned!

Leave Mitchell at 8am and head to Chamberlain for a stop at “Big Al’s Oasis”.  While it will be too early for buffalo burgers, we will stop for breakfast!  http://www.alsoasis.com

Then it is onward to the Murdo Pioneer Car Museum.  They house over 275 cars, in addition to cars and motorcycles.  http://www.pioneerautoshow.com

From there we will head towards Wall, for a stop at the world famous Wall Drug!  http://www.walldrug.com

After that, we head to Rapid City.  We will try and hit Dinosaur Park, Reptile Gardens, and Bear Country USA before heading to Deadwood for the night!

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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. Ok, for those that can't figure it out, that is actually not my profile, but that of Dr. Evil's profile from Austin Powers. Though chestnuts are indeed lazy, you can't argue with that.

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